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You can learn a lot from children.The best part of all
is the advice is priceless.
Walls looked so much better when they are decorated
with artwork. Markers and crayons work best.
The living room is so much better for running around
and making noise than your own bedroom. A couch is the
best trampoline.
Money may not grow on trees, but it sure is always
in your parents' pockets.
Real life, including your love life begins in kindergarten.
Parents are confusing. They tell you not to speak to
strangers, then when you meet a stranger, they tell
you to say hello.
Saying, "You look like Patrick from SpongeBob
Squarepants is really a compliment.
No matter how many times you watch the same TV show,
listen to the same song, read the same book, watch the
same tape or dvd, you can never really get tired of
it.
You can never have too many Thomas the Tank Engine
trains or Hotwheels cars.
Even though you have your own bed, you just have to
sleep in your parents' bed.
Mommy knows where all your toys are.
I don't know what boundaries are, but if you teach
me, I'll respect your boundaries, if you respect mine.
There is always something important to tell your parents
when they're on the telephone or talking to someone
else.
If parents laugh when we say bad words, we'll just
keep saying them.
You can never be sleepy or tired.
Although you are too full for any more dinner, you
always have room for dessert.
Kids have selective hearing, we may hear you say, "Who
wants ice cream?", but we can't hear when you say,
"Turn the television off."
Everyone over the age of 10 is old, so there is a possibility
that your parents did know Abraham Lincoln.
I may not know time, but I know when all my favorite
tv shows are on.
My friendships can be broken and mended without parental
involvement.
Sometimes, parents have more fun then the kids at parties,
amusement parks and other events.
Know how to push your parents’ buttons.
Five servings a day can consist of pizza, ice cream,
french fries, fruit juice (or soda) and cookies.
Clothing should be optional.
Never tell me anything you don't want me to repeat
in public.
Parents need to be better listeners too!
Parents make a big deal of little things.
You can never have too much candy.
It's ok to eat the same thing for lunch for a year.
A nickel is worth more than a dime because it's bigger.
A messy room has character.
There is a McDonald's restaurant wherever you go.
Why do you need to know how to tie your laces, when
there are velcro straps on your shoes?
The best part of birthday parties are the party favors.
It's much easier to wake up early on weekends, then
weekdays.
Scarves, gloves, hats, and sometimes jackets will get
lost at school.
Fish are friends, but they die too soon.
The telephone is our enemy.
Five minutes is a long time to wait.
Brushing your teeth should not take longer than 30
seconds.
The response to "How was your day?" will
almost always be "Good."
Why should bread have crust?
You don't need to use the bathroom until you're out
of the house or in the car.
Keys, credit cards, and cell phones like to play hide
and seek.
Green colored food is yucky.
Last, but not least, you can never get too many hugs
or kisses throughout the day.
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